@gladys_kravitz: Self-cleaning all-powerful giver-of-life and pleasure that men should worship and adore? Yes, someone needs to get churched on that (thank you, tigol).
Every woman and everybody with a teenage daughter, please make a list and send him to the store. The list should be as complicated as possible and include the words: super, plastic applicator, light, regular, heavy, and wings.
@miss_msry: no no no...because she'd have to spend a few days in a lodge on stilts, fed by the oldest on set with a stick, then all of it would be broken down and burned, the ground salted and a stone raised to mark the place.
@Mary Mouse: This was an old Hollywood thing, and it mostly had to do with puffiness and water weight gain. Apparently even slight puffiness showed in closeups.
@La Cieca: Haha, my friend was just in a wedding and the bride gave the bridesmaids crap about having to let their dresses out or take them in, depending on where their cycles were on the wedding day. Thank goodness my puffiness goes unscrutinised.
@Private Hangnail: (sniff). Thanks you guys. I feel better now. If they de-star the inane commenters, who will be left? Maybe I should do my real job for an hour or so and maybe it will be here later.
@Private Hangnail: Okay, I am going to give out an award to Private Hangnail: The Belltolls Ding-Dong For Making Belltolls Laugh Nearly Evertime They Read Private Hangnail's Comments.
@saythatscool: HA! that's exactly what pops into my head when stuff like this airs on TV..."meanwhile, in various Asian and African countries, people are dying in all manners possible at rates unthinkable to Westerners. NEXT up--Loni Anderson is here to talk about Burt Reynolds' chest hair!"
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PERFUMED PONCE!
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What a weenie.
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Next time I star in a movie, I want ample breaks for nose-picking.
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@i'm_a_bottle: True. Hopefully he'll include the special wing built around his sexism.
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Every woman and everybody with a teenage daughter, please make a list and send him to the store. The list should be as complicated as possible and include the words: super, plastic applicator, light, regular, heavy, and wings.
Thank you.
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This one seemed natural. He's more tasmanian devil than yogi bear.
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Here, read this; it explains everything:
[www.amazon.com]
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Stop the presses! GC been holding out.
In other news, everyone in Afghanistan died today.
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