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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Withnail fans, bear with me. I swear to god I don't intend any homophobia. But this is too good an opportunity to pass up:


    PERFUMED PONCE!

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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    I think most men have no idea what it takes to maintain a vagina and should really take a few minutes to educate themselves.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Self-cleaning all-powerful giver-of-life and pleasure that men should worship and adore? Yes, someone needs to get churched on that (thank you, tigol).
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    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    01/13/09

    @gladys_kravitz: @BookishLookish: Indeed. I love mine so much that I don't even use tampons: I'm very selective about what goes in, you see.
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    ginger rant was starred ginger rant was unstarred
    Image of ginger rant ginger rant
    01/13/09

    @gladys_kravitz: @BookishLookish: Oh, and I meant to say [wink!].
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    ginger rant was starred ginger rant was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    If you squint at the fleshiest part of his double-chin, you can see all the truffle-spiked mac-and-cheese swirling around.
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    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Jeez. C'mon guys let's put the men back in menstrual!
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    phlox✔ was starred phlox✔ was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    A guy with Bozo hair embarrassed about menstrual cycles?


    What a weenie.

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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    The larger issue here is that someone can get so powerful that an entire production gets to be scheduled around their bodily functions.


    Next time I star in a movie, I want ample breaks for nose-picking.

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @Wrapitup: I shall endeavour, with my union clout, and my european ceo hair, to negotiate this for you.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    @Wrapitup: If you think about it, Graydon Carter has become so powerful that he can design a private school around his ego.
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    i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you Uncle Billy! Please don't forget the special assistant who'll do it for me.

    @i'm_a_bottle: True. Hopefully he'll include the special wing built around his sexism.
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    Wrapitup was starred Wrapitup was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Fucking idiot.


    Every woman and everybody with a teenage daughter, please make a list and send him to the store. The list should be as complicated as possible and include the words: super, plastic applicator, light, regular, heavy, and wings.


    Thank you.

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    shorty63136 was starred shorty63136 was unstarred
    Image of nellicat nellicat
    01/13/09

    @shorty63136: Yep. Send 'em down the dreaded . . . AISLE 8!!!!
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    nellicat was starred nellicat was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Filming halted because she was cursed?
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    miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    01/14/09

    @miss_msry: no no no...because she'd have to spend a few days in a lodge on stilts, fed by the oldest on set with a stick, then all of it would be broken down and burned, the ground salted and a stone raised to mark the place.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    I truly think he stalled because he doesn't know what a menstrual cycle is.
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    Image of Bitter Poor Bitter Poor
    01/13/09

    @T.S._delegate: That was the first thing that popped into my head... "He's never been in close proximity to a woman in any sort of intimate way..."
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/13/09

    @T.S._delegate: Ha ha, no kidding! (It's something to do with the fact that she was a Pisces, right?)
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    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    What's the answer, though??
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    Mary Mouse was starred Mary Mouse was unstarred
    Image of La Cieca La Cieca
    01/13/09

    @Mary Mouse: This was an old Hollywood thing, and it mostly had to do with puffiness and water weight gain. Apparently even slight puffiness showed in closeups.
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    La Cieca was starred La Cieca was unstarred
    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    01/13/09

    @La Cieca: Haha, my friend was just in a wedding and the bride gave the bridesmaids crap about having to let their dresses out or take them in, depending on where their cycles were on the wedding day. Thank goodness my puffiness goes unscrutinised.
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    Mary Mouse was starred Mary Mouse was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Most of the time we hear manufactured "umbittyhumbittydahbahdoowellll...."


    This one seemed natural. He's more tasmanian devil than yogi bear.

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    I LOST MY STAR! I'm compressed. The shame!!
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    Truculent was starred Truculent was unstarred
    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: Why are people losing their stars lately?
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    SaraRueful was starred SaraRueful was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @SaraRueful: It's those sorts of questions that make stars go away. You want to keep digging Woodward?
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/13/09

    @SaraRueful: I don't know. This is one of the sadder days of my empty and pointless life.
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    Truculent was starred Truculent was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: Yeah what could you have possibly done? Your comments are fun and harmless? Seems unnecessary.
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: I lost mine Sunday, but it came back. I'm sure yours will return shortly.
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: It was sent out to be dry cleaned. No worries.
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    BookishLookish was starred BookishLookish was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @saythatscool: Hang in there Truc. It's a way for the Great and Powerful Oz to maintain the upper hand by keeping us all off balance.


    Here, read this; it explains everything:


    [www.amazon.com]

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: So that explains the carbon tetrachloride smell...
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: (sniff). Thanks you guys. I feel better now. If they de-star the inane commenters, who will be left? Maybe I should do my real job for an hour or so and maybe it will be here later.
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    Truculent was starred Truculent was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: Our stars are undergoing a neural transplant and receiving a new paint job, probably purple. We're putting people to work!
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    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: That's cool.
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: I chalk it up to the failure to communicate.
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    01/13/09

    @Truculent:
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    Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of katastic katastic
    01/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: Isthis part of the stimulus?
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    katastic was starred katastic was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/13/09

    @katastic: It depends - did Graydon flinch?
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    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @saythatscool:

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    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: If you decide to change the color, might you use green or blue so they match the guest room, where my computer is located? Thanks.
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Nice!
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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    And what happens when his hair is on its menstrual cycle?
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: Isn't that what hair plugs are for?
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    T.S._delegate was starred T.S._delegate was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    @T.S._delegate: I'm not sure they make plugs in that, um, shape.
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: Wanna bet?


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    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: This guy says differently:


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    T.S._delegate was starred T.S._delegate was unstarred
    Image of belltolls belltolls
    01/13/09

    @Private Hangnail: Okay, I am going to give out an award to Private Hangnail: The Belltolls Ding-Dong For Making Belltolls Laugh Nearly Evertime They Read Private Hangnail's Comments.
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    belltolls was starred belltolls was unstarred
    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/13/09

    @belltolls: I'm blushing like Anderson Cooper at the Homosexual Factory!
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    Private Hangnail was starred Private Hangnail was unstarred
    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    Wow a 45 year old Liz Taylor scoop?

    Stop the presses! GC been holding out.


    In other news, everyone in Afghanistan died today.

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    saythatscool was starred saythatscool was unstarred
    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    01/13/09

    @saythatscool: HA! that's exactly what pops into my head when stuff like this airs on TV..."meanwhile, in various Asian and African countries, people are dying in all manners possible at rates unthinkable to Westerners. NEXT up--Loni Anderson is here to talk about Burt Reynolds' chest hair!"
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    margareita metermaid was starred margareita metermaid was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    01/13/09

    In reply to Graydon Carter Thinks 'Menstrual Cycle' Is a Dirty Word
    King Douche.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
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