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    Image of RaptorAvatar RaptorAvatar
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Unfortunately, carrying a water bottle everywhere like some kind of tumorized keychain makes me look like too much of a dork to attract a mate anyways. (Or it's, you know, one of like 20 dorky things that contribute to this). #erections
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Right. Like the world needs THAT GUY to have priapism. The stuff of your dreams, right girls?

    And by dreams I mean the kind of nightmares that make you jump up and turn on all the lights and check behind shower curtains. #erections
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    If you wanna take away my BPA-laced drinking container, you'll have to pry it off my cold, flaccid penis!!!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    My dog is healthy as an ox, gets an erection at the drop of a pheromone, and drinks water straight from the toilet. I'm going to start following his lead. #erections
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Maybe their robust erections are what allowed them to get rich enough to afford fancy schmancy water bottles in the first place. #erections
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    But some of them are so frail from ingesting soybeans and re-purified air. How can they all be schlong-hounds? It looks like it takes a mighty effort to walk down those flights of stairs in their apartment walk-ups just to recycle plastic, walk to the Food Co-op, or plant seedlings in the community garden. I'd hardly think they'd have the energy to woo the ladeeez or whomever with their unwieldy sausage rolls.
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    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    So I should drink bottled water to get unstuck from this damned gloryhole? #erections
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/11/09

    @senatormayer: You could do that. You could also just ask the individual(s) on the other end to kindly "let go." #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Hamilton, I were your Latin teacher, you'd have recieved a sharp slap on your wrist with a ruler for declining a singular masculine i-declension noun in the nominative case according to the second declension. Now run along and go practice all your passive conjugations.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/11/09 12:17 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Somehow, that comment just cured my ED. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: @i'm a bottle: Seriously, I am so turned on right now. How do you say "Standard Hotel" in Latin? #erections
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: "Lorenzo Lamas" believe it or not. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Strange. Someone else told me it was "Ricardo Montalban." #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: Khaaaaan! Khaaaaan! #erections
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: This is all covered in my new book about self-loathing homosexual grammarians: Declining Penis: Crises of the Testes. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Ah, but now he's living out eternity in Regula 1, newly upholstered in rich Corinthian leather. #erections
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    Image of disinterested 3rd party disinterested 3rd party
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Not to mention the ability to repeat the same motion 5,000 times in a row without tiring. Swam 3000 meters this morning.... #erections
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    Image of disinterested 3rd party disinterested 3rd party
    11/11/09

    @disinterested 3rd party: Sorry meant to reply to your other post. Although I did have three years of high school Latin. Sadly all I can tell you is that Gaul is divided into three parts..... #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @iplaudius: Yes, some of your major theses were also name checked in the seminal work on feminine homosexuality and Latin grammar: Conjugating Vaginae: The Dilemma of the Supine.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/11/09 1:34 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: "Hamilton, I were your Latin teacher, you'd have recieved"

    Thank Bog you're not my English teacher. #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @Jes St.Lawrence: Hehe, "i" before "e" except after "c."
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/11/09 1:43 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Ha, genius. #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @iplaudius: That was a fun thread. #erections
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    somebody please forward a link to this to the producer of Levi's photo shoot.

    Like, now? #erections
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    This would explain why the REI in Chelsea is a 24/7 bathhouse. #erections
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Note To Self:
    Buy fancy non-BPA water bottles.
    Also, grow beard and drop 25 pounds.     #erections
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    Image of Front_Towards_Enemy Front_Towards_Enemy
    10/26/09

    In reply to Yuppies' Magical Wussie-Rescue Beacons Starting To Piss Off Rescue Authorities
    I remember the fools I always encounter while hiking inside the Grand Canyon.

    There are signs posted at the edge of all the trails warning about the lack of water and NOT TO ATTEMPT to hike to the river & back in a single day.

    When we hike inside the canyon, each of us carry a backpack, emergency food & clothing, first aid kits, plus 2 gallons of water.

    On every trip, we pass morons who wear sneakers and are carrying a 16oz bottle of designer water liek they are out on a Sunday stroll.

    On our last trip at about a 3rd of the way down, we ran into a dad who was hiking in the canyon with his 4 precious snowflakes in-tow who was only carrying 1 canteen of water for all five of them. .

    During June.

    I had to stop him, take him aside and insist he go back up right now due to lack of water. He simply could not understand why we were so concerned about him & his brood. He figured if he got into trouble, he could call the rangers to help him out. He also assumed there was water readily available on the trail. (Mind you the signs at the trailheads tell you there is very little if any water inside the canyon in GIANT BOLD LETTERS. #nature
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    10/27/09

    @Front_Towards_Enemy: Of course you have to have read "Death in the Grand Canyon" yes? It's the guilty pleasure of northern Arizona. #nature
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    Image of Front_Towards_Enemy Front_Towards_Enemy
    10/28/09

    @Tart of Darkness: I bought a copy on my last trip! #nature
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    10/26/09

    In reply to The New York Times' on The Ultimate Brooklyn Cliches: Banned from the Co-op
    I might as well be reading the NY Post. #parkslope
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/26/09

    In reply to The New York Times' on The Ultimate Brooklyn Cliches: Banned from the Co-op
    This made me eat three Devil Dogs washed down with a Yoo-Hoo. So some good really can come from bad, cringe-inducing writing inspired by the wretched inhabitants of the People's Republic of Park Slope. #parkslope
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    Image of icedog icedog
    10/26/09

    In reply to Yuppies' Magical Wussie-Rescue Beacons Starting To Piss Off Rescue Authorities
    These are becoming a problem in Canada where the Yuppies and Euros are using these things just because they're getting tired of their "adventure" and want an easy way out. Our search and rescue system is built on civilian volunteers who are being forced to take unnecessary risks and give up work days and days off to rescue these rich idiots, who often can't be bothered to thank their rescuers. #nature
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    raincoaster promoted this comment Edited by icedog at 10/26/09 11:58 AM icedog was starred icedog was unstarred
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