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    Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?

    This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft

    Zac Effron Can't Wait to Buy Porn for Lizzie Grubman

    Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same

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    Image of mostlymartian mostlymartian
    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    I totally called the Carrie Prejean thing. She tried to lie about the topless pics to say they were underage too and was found out. #robertpattinson
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    In a perfect world, Carrie Prejean would still be an insignificant pageant girl, and there would be a Pattinson/Efron sex tape. #robertpattinson
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    At the end of the GQ interview, Robert Pattinson says, “I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him.” Namaste. Zac Efron is the next step up in his game of taking the piss out of the squeaky-clean American pretty boys, I suppose. (Look out, Chace Crawford: you’re next.) #robertpattinson
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    Poor, dear Robert Pattinson. Interviewed around the clock, he must have by now run out of biographical details to share, exhausted all the jokes he knows, grown bored of complaining about the tragedy of becoming suddenly famous or pussyfooting about his purported romantic entanglement with his nubile co-star.

    At this point, he's probably just making up random statements about other celebrities. Like, "I'm star-struck over my matinee idol nemesis Zac Efron," or "Britney Spears inspired me to revisit the collected plays of William Shakespeare." #robertpattinson
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    11/12/09

    @snugbug: "My best friends are Liza Minnelli and a tomato!" #robertpattinson
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    Zac Effron reminds me of a young Rob Lowe and so, rightly or wrongly, the sleaziness I associate with Lowe I subconsciously also associate with Effron. I feel bad about it, but there it is. #robertpattinson
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    So you're saying they're not the same guy? #robertpattinson
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    Image of Maryscary Maryscary
    11/12/09

    @Mediahohoho: Apparently not. Though, if they did bang, it would pretty much be like fucking yourself. #robertpattinson
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/12/09

    In reply to Be Still, One Thousand Teenage Hearts: Are Rob Pattinson and Zac Efron in Love?
    Carrie Prejean should be really, really careful about what she says about this sex tape.

    All it would take is one dick prosecutor looking to make headlines and she could easily be charged with manufacturing and distributing child pornography.

    Not that I think that teens sending dirty pictures to each other should be charged, but, it's pretty dumb to be confessing to what is currently a felony on national television.
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    Edited by drunkexpatwriter at 11/12/09 6:02 AM drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    This just in from Scientific American's December 2008 issue.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Suddenly I feel good about the fact that 90 percent or more of the women I've dated/been with have not been on the pill.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: This is how the pill works: Makes you feel like shit, makes you gain fifteen pounds, kills your sex drive; you never get laid, you never get pregnant.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @BookishLookish: Yeah, I have noticed that all my male friends who have girlfriends on the pill complain that they never get laid, while my female friends who are not on the pill complain that they don't get laid enough.
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    10/08/09

    @BookishLookish:

    Depends on the pill, doll.

    Mine gives me clear skin, practically nonexistant periods, and most importantly, keeps anything from colonizing my womb.

    If there were hormonal birth control for men, you can bet every brand would be fully functional with minimal side effects, but apparently there's little incentive to go the extra mile for us girls.
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    10/08/09

    @City_Dater: I agree it's unfair that birth control is considered solely the woman's responsibility. But Viagra and Cialis, which are almost exclusively used in men, can cause painful bouts of priapism. The human body is a tricky thing, and this isn't pharmacology's fault.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @power_stroke: Viagra can also cause you to have a heart attack or stroke. And you can't eat or drink anything for at least an hour before you take it and then you have to wait at least an hour for it to work.

    It's hardly perfect and makes me hate the pharmecutical industry.

    I need viagra because of my "not go crazy" pills. And the thing is my girlfriend has made it clear that if I stop taking my "not go crazy" pills she won't let me near the bedroom.

    So, I can either not take my pills and not get laid or I can take them and then have to know roughly two and a half hours before she's going to be in the mood - which doesn't exactly make it easy to get laid.

    Particularly since it means if we want to have sex that night we can't go out to dinner!

    So yeah, pills for men can suck too.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Can't say I agree.
    As a non-pill taker, the affect of hormones around ovulation is very similar to "beer-goggling".
    Sure if you set me in front of a bunch of pictures, I may be more likely to pick the "manly-man". However if you don't already have a boyfriend, so you're all hormonal in a bar looking for a little lovin' - most women are LESS picky.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: This makes me wish they'd invent an ovulation detector that I could bring with me to the bar, so I'd know when to try to chat up a girl who would otherwise be out of my league.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: That would be pretty easy to create. It would be a saliva test. Get her to spit in your face and you'll know what's what.

    But the clearest indication of ovulation in females is when she is humping your leg and saying, "Can we go now?"
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @BookishLookish: Rats, I was looking for something more subtle, like a beep on my cellphone when it senses ovulation hormones in my vicinity.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: That is kind of cool and Blade Runner-y, and I don't see why it has not yet been invented. Come on, science, get your shit together!
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @BookishLookish: It would help out horny boys, horny girls and the manufacturers of Plan B!
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I'm sure somebody's working on an iPhone app.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @hilikusopus: This could be the one app that would make me willing to buy an iPhone.
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    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: And switch to AT&T.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Makes sense, if you think about the decline in masculinity in pop stars, best charted by tracking the pill's arrival and how we got from Elvis Presley to Shaun Cassidy, with a Bobby Sherman stop in between.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/08/09

    @dado: And the pill made Bobby Sherman become a paunchy cop. This was an uncommon side effect listed in tiny print on the contraindications.
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    Image of DevilsAvocado DevilsAvocado
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Evolutionary theory 101. These women are all on the pill. And given that Mr. Efron has shown little inclination to investigate, far less impregnate, many uteri, the likelihood of him procreating is rather slim. So there won't be a brace of little, effete, well-coiffed mini-Zacs tearing around the world. And, by extension, when these women embrace ovulation and toss out the pill, they will presumably tear down all their High School Musical posters and embrace husky, masculine and hirsute men with undue haste. So, fear not. It's a passing phase.
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    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    I didn't realize that every fourteen year old girl in America is already taking the pill.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    10/08/09

    @uncivilly obedient: With the exception of Bristol Palin; that's why she found that charming and witty sourdough.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Is that Seth Green behind him?
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/08/09

    In reply to This Pill Makes Hollywood Men Go Soft
    Real men pull out.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @Airvault: Yep. Just as effective as condoms and a better deal for everyone involved.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: It's good to see that not only are we all fancy, important, starred commenters, we are also not sailors.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @Voyou_Charmant:

    And, since I don't have any kids, I'm also blessed with good timing skills!
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    10/08/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Who says white guys don't have rhythm?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10/08/09

    @Voyou_Charmant: We have rhythm and method.
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