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More on the Furious Scrubs Debate

Man, people are just hating on my fun little hospital comedy! "[J]udging by the season just completed, 'Scrubs' may have been best left out to pasture: Here is a show perpetually pleased with itself and running dry on innovations. J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) continued their non-consummation. Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) continued their hungry sexuality. A baby failed to truly mellow Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), and a girlfriend failed to sandpaper the rough edges off the Janitor (Neil Flynn). More »

10:55 AM on Sun May 11 2008
By ian spiegelman
4,308 views, 23 comments

Latest by CrankYank: @Saxon 212: As someone who has been through many a hospital experience, stuff like Scrubs is sometimes exactly what you need. ER gave me anxiety attacks, but Scrubs never did. It's the bubble gum in my bubble gum more »

New Classic

One More Thing

Yeah, yeah, I know, Zach Braff gets on people's nerves. But, know what? Scrubs is still one of my favorite sitcoms ever! And this week I was all mopey because I believed the lies NBC was spreading that Thursday's episode was the "the final Scrubs" when actually it's just moving to ABC. So, here is one of my all-time favest Scrubs gags. What's yours? More »

5:30 PM on Sat May 10 2008
By ian spiegelman
8,229 views, 192 comments

herogram?

John Mayer: Not That Bad?

Nick Denton to tips@gawker.com, Subject: John Mayer, How about a herogram? The guy's pretty talented musician. Seems to be able to handle fame pretty well. Deals with paps. And still seems normal! Okay, and he's hot too, but that wasn't the reason. Anyone a fan?

No, Nick. I'm not a John Mayer fan. But I will say that John Mayer is unfairly hated on. More »

5:10 PM on Fri Mar 7 2008
By rebecca
4,546 views, 41 comments

gossip roundup

Angelina Jolie Has A Problem With Her Pants

  • Angelina Jolie's massive rump tried to escape her Versace leather pants at a 'Beowulf' premiere, which, by the way, doesn't 'Beowulf' look terrible? [Us Weekly]
  • Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein got into a physical altercation with a handsy DJ. A shocked Zach Braff looked on. [Page Six]
  • That unfortunate model who was lent a pricey umbrella by nutty restaurateur Nello Balan is now dating Owen Wilson. [Page Six]

    • 9:00 AM on Tue Nov 13 2007
    By Emily Gould
    10,605 views, 70 comments

    stalk of the town

    Michael Cera Must Not Become The Next Zach Braff

    The date: November 4, 2007
    The place: Greenwich Ave between 13th and Jane
    Sighted: This adorable Michael Cera walking down Greenwich Ave... wearing a somewhat geeky dark-green wool toggle coat. Taller than I expected, slim.....my 41-year-old ass wanted to tackle him to ground and give him a raspberry. Oh yeah, he was with some guy, taller, probably older, but who cares.
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    4:15 PM on Wed Nov 7 2007
    By Erica
    14,441 views, 40 comments

    don't squeeze the charmin

    Zach Braff Named In Julia Allison Butt-Grabbing Imbroglio


    Star magazine editor-at-large Julia Allison sat down with the fine folks from Fox News horror-show "Red Eye" last night and brought her unique expertise to a subject rocking America's public debate right now: ass-grabbing. Turns out a certain celebrity (and thousands of complete nobodies) grabbed Ms. Allison's ample derriere at a recent social event! Who was it? To find out, you'll just have to watch the clip. Or, you know, read the headline above.

    11:50 AM on Tue Jul 24 2007
    By abalk
    8,320 views, 32 comments

    Latest by The One: @earlytimezone: It's just part of her matronly appeal. She not only looks really old, she talks really old as well. Julia Allison = AARP ad hot more »

    celebrities we hate

    Drew Barrymore Betrays The Women Of America With Zach Braff

    We were never going to mention notorious cad Zach Braff again. But then, in today's mailbag: "On saturday night we were at beauty bar on 14th...zach braff and drew barrymore arrived and danced the night away while he continued to give her "sex eyes"...there was a lot of making out. what happened to spike jones?" AND! "Saw Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff sucking face on the dance floor late Saturday night/Sunday morning at Beauty Bar (14th and 3rd). Zach declined my offer for a shot of Jagermeister. The DJ declined my requests to play songs exclusively from the Wedding Singer and Garden State." Drew Barrymore: You have let us down for the last time. More »

    3:40 PM on Mon Jul 2 2007
    By Emily Gould
    17,487 views, 46 comments

    Latest by SeriesOfTubes: I can't stop picturing these two sucking face. the nose! the chin! the nose! the chin! the mind reels. more »

    liespace

    Zach Braff: "Not" A "Cad"

    "I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad," writes Zach Braff on his MySpace blog. Hmm! Could it have been on or around June 6? Just a guess! He continues to refute "tabloid" claims of his caddishness like so: "I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don't digest it as fact. It is probably one of the only real shitty things one has to get used to when living in the public eye, but I suppose one of the benefits of this blog is that you can hear it directly from me." More »

    10:38 AM on Tue Jun 26 2007
    By Emily Gould
    18,389 views, 56 comments

    Latest by cynicchick: Maybe Zach will find a bike buddy in Owen Wilson. more »

    gossip roundup

    Paris Hilton Is A Cat Killer

  • Remember that cute little kittycat Paris Hilton was photographed with a while back? Bitch let it get squished in the road like Phil Leotardo's head. [Page Six]
  • Britney Spears "stormed out" of a photo shoot for a new perfume she's launching. How many perfumes can this lady have? [Page Six]
  • Um, Wes Craven is suing Pauly Shore. [TMZ]
  • Zach Braff was "getting touchy-feely" with 'Roswell' actress Shiri Appleby at Romeo & Juliet. Ah, Zach Braff's summer of NYC love. Gag me with a spoon. [R&M, last item]
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    9:00 AM on Thu Jun 21 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,667 views, 13 comments

    Latest by hominaray: Britney, you can perfume up all you want, it's never going cover the scent of K Fed on your PopoZoa. Smells like failure but without the dignity. more »

    gossip roundup

    Paris Hilton To Seek More God In Vegas

  • While Paris Hilton is busily shaking off her ditzy party-gal image with God's help, her dad is trying to convince various Las Vegas clubs to host her jail homecoming party. [Page Six]
  • Anne Heche, who recently left her husband for another dude, has been spotted around town with ladies. Is she sexing them? [Page Six]
  • Bad news! Zach Braff, on his summer plans: "I have June and July off and I'm not going anywhere. I'm going to enjoy fun in the city. I love New York." It's not mutual. [Cindy]
  • Lindsay Lohan's latest rehab stint may have cost her a deal with label Jill Stuart. [Gatecrasher]
  • It's official: Catherine Keener and Dermot Mulroney are unhitched. [Us]
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    9:15 AM on Tue Jun 12 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,439 views, 14 comments

    Latest by NightBright: True story: Only last night did I randomly discover that Catherine Keener and Dermot Mulroney were married. And BAM! It's all rubbish just 12 hours later. more »

    don't you just love theater people?

    Inside The Tonys

    Broadway isn't all bright lights and standing ovations—even at the Tonys, the holiest night of the theater year. Though our mole prefers to remain nameless, we've got a lady on the inside and yesterday she forewent the Sopranos for the Tonys. Here's her report! More »

    3:46 PM on Mon Jun 11 2007
    By Joshua Stein
    4,772 views, 26 comments

    week in review

    In And Out Of Jail Is The New In And Out Of Rehab

  • This Paris Hilton jail saga happened and happened and happened and happened.
  • We stared deep into the cleavage of the rich at the Ivy Cup.
  • We discovered what was sexual about the Webby Awards.
  • We bounced a quarter off of Marc Jacobs' forehead.
  • We wondered whether Oprah's next book club pick is an indicator of her own hermaphroditism.
  • We hated Zach Braff so much that we banned him.
  • We invented a magazine.
  • We found that bookish gays can be bitchy.
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    6:52 PM on Fri Jun 8 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,804 views, 3 comments

    Latest by solipsister: Is Amy Sohn the new Eric Schaeffer? And I'm not one of those people that hates writers just because. Like, I don't have a problem with Jonathan Safran Foer OR his wife. But this Amy Sohn. more »

    stop sending these sightings or i will braff

    Zach Braff Stalker Sightings Are Banned Forever

    Our Stalkettes' very well-reasoned argument that Zach Braff is without worth really struck a chord with us. It also made us think about how incredibly sick we are of reading basically the same sighting of the Jerseyan ass-grabbing menace over and over again. "Saw Zach Braff the other night outside of the Beatrice Inn talking to
    a pretty girl." "Saw Zach Braff at anotheroom in Tribeca...he was sitting with a young lady who was glowing just to be with him." "Zach Braff having dinner at Pastis. He arrived with a pretty girl and they joined a group of friends." And of course, "Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina." We get it. A babe is to this dude what a hockey stick is to Mike Meyers, and to be honest, these sightings make us pine for the latter. At least Mike is sort of funny. So keep your Zach Braff knowledge locked up inside next to your Ethan Hawke knowledge from now on! BANNED!

    3:50 PM on Thu Jun 7 2007
    By Emily Gould
    8,727 views, 41 comments

    Latest by sing_michael_sing: Zach Braff: John Ritter doppleganger? more »

    stalk of the town

    Zach Braff Is Without Worth

    The date: May 30th
    The time: 11p.m.
    The place: La Esquina, 106 Kenmare Street
    Sighted: Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina
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    12:40 PM on Wed Jun 6 2007
    By gawktern
    31,230 views, 50 comments

    gossip roundup

    Candy Spelling Is Worried About Paris Hilton

  • Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton about how to turn her life around. Later, Patty Hearst seconded her sentiments. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan bombed at the box office in Georgia Rule. Is this the end of being famous for being famous? (Hint: no.) [DHD]
  • Much-mourned 'Sopranos' casualty Drea de Matteo is maybe knocked up. [Page Six]
  • Donald Trump's granddaughter was born on Saturday and will soon be having playdates with her uncle Barron. [NYP]
  • "What lovable Hollywood heartthrob was doubly offensive at his recent premiere, where he groped a beautiful lady's posterior and later sent over one of his friends to ask her... well, we can't even find a euphemism for it." We have this sneaking quasi-psychic hunch that this little gob of random concerns Zach Braff and Julia Allison. Seriously. [R&M, last item]
  • An artist who paid $3,400 for a 30-second audience with Michael Jackson reports that he smelled of "ladies' powder." [NYM]
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    10:20 AM on Mon May 14 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,827 views, 7 comments

    Latest by Chaim Gnadelstein: So let me get this straight -- Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton SENTENCE ABORTED DUE TO PARALYZING SENSE OF INDIFFERENCE more »

    gossip roundup

    Are Salman And Padma Back On?

  • Salman Rushdie was spotted patting Padma Lakshmi's rump at the PEN gala on Monday. Perhaps Diane von F. declared their overness too soon. [R&M, last item]
  • Britney Spears treated the fans who shelled out $125 to see her "secret" San Diego show to fifteen minutes of "comeback." [AP]
  • Neve Campbell is maybe getting married in a low-key way this weekend. [Page Six]
  • Zach Braff really appeals to Zach Braff! [NYO]
  • At a book release party given by his pals at Details, a conspicuously Ayelet-unencumbered Michael Chabon said he thinks his work "speaks for itself" in terms of not being totally hateful to the Jews. [NYO]
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    10:20 AM on Wed May 2 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,307 views, 7 comments

    Latest by VenusCloacina: Why does Michael Chabon look like a werewolf in that picture? And why is the editor of Details plump and frumpy? Someone hold me. I am so very frightened. more »

    gossip roundup

    Rosie O'Donnell To CBS, Or Maybe OCD

  • "My life seems determined by three initials. OCD, ABC and . . . who knows . . . even sooner than later, could be CBS," Rosie O'Donnell told Cindy Adams. Uh, watch your back, Katie! [Cindy]
  • Gisele Bundchen will no longer model for Victoria's Secret, which will no doubt sadden ... people who rely on catalogs for wanking? [Page Six]
  • Zach Braff isn't so sensitive and emo when it comes to pick-up lines. Seriously, "hot bod"? [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
  • For the first time, Debra Messing speaks out about her brave decision not to pad her bra on Will & Grace. [R&M, 2nd item]
  • Kate Bosworth has some flesh on her skeleton now! [Us Weekly]
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    10:00 AM on Tue May 1 2007
    By Emily Gould
    1,092 views, 6 comments

    Latest by marvel girl: Zach Braff needs to stop watching Axe Bodyspray commercials. more »

    remainders

    Remainders: When Adequite Just Isn't Good Enough

  • We're always game for a little Zach Braff-bashing. [AV Club]
  • Test: Which quotes are from Saddam Hussein, and which are from Lindsay Lohan? [Zulkey]
  • The Mob can't handle the smoking ban. [NYS]
  • Yet more opportunists cashing in on James Kim. [Yahoo Biz]
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    6:40 PM on Thu Dec 7 2006
    By Doree Shafrir
    253 views, 6 comments