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zach braff
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: 11/5 ZACH BRAFF just beat me to the door at the Laurel Canyon and Ventura Blvd. Coffee Bean a few minute ago. (I always pick up my pace when I see others entering, I hate lines.) Although he beat me, he was kind enough to hold the door open for me, after he entered. He looked like he just woke up and was dressed hip casual in basketball shorts and long sleeved sweatshirt. Very unassuming and polite. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.] -
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Manic Pixie Dream Girls Are The Scourge Of Modern Cinema
The always-relevant Onion A.V. Club has coined a term for the type of movie girl-woman whom we've long despised: the Manic Pixie Dream Girl. The A.V. Club defines the MPDG as "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." Our own Sadie had a fantastic rant about this particular kind of flighty creature, whom she termed "Amazing Girls," or, ideal muses whose beauty, sweetness and gentle, studied eccentricity renders them entirely docile. Of all the MPDGs listed by the A.V. Club, the most pernicious of these cinematic sweethearts is far and away Natalie Portman's irksome moppet in Garden State. [Jezebel] -
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More on the Furious Scrubs Debate
Man, people are just hating on my fun little hospital comedy! "[J]udging by the season just completed, 'Scrubs' may have been best left out to pasture: Here is a show perpetually pleased with itself and running dry on innovations. J.D. (Zach Braff) and Elliot (Sarah Chalke) continued their non-consummation. Turk (Donald Faison) and Carla (Judy Reyes) continued their hungry sexuality. A baby failed to truly mellow Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley), and a girlfriend failed to sandpaper the rough edges off the Janitor (Neil Flynn). More »
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Comment by CrankYank: @Saxon 212: As someone who has been through many a hospital experience, stuff like Scrubs is sometimes exactly what you... more » | Other threads
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New Classic
One More Thing
Yeah, yeah, I know, Zach Braff gets on people's nerves. But, know what? Scrubs is still one of my favorite sitcoms ever! And this week I was all mopey because I believed the lies NBC was spreading that Thursday's episode was the "the final Scrubs" when actually it's just moving to ABC. So, here is one of my all-time favest Scrubs gags. What's yours?
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Comment by fishwife: Turk to Dr Kelso : "Why would you make jokes about my diabetes??"Dr Kelso: "Because it's a very serious illness... more » | Other threads
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John Mayer: Not That Bad?
Nick Denton to tips@gawker.com, Subject: John Mayer, How about a herogram? The guy's pretty talented musician. Seems to be able to handle fame pretty well. Deals with paps. And still seems normal! Okay, and he's hot too, but that wasn't the reason. Anyone a fan? More » -
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Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood
Another day, another beauty splits up with legendary duck-faced serial dater Zach Braff. Seems Shiri Appleby, like her predecessors Drew Barrymore, Mandy Moore and Kirsten Dunst, just wasn't up to Zach's inexplicably high standards. It's embarrassing to admit, but we've always embarrassingly found the Scrubs star kinda charming in a college boyfriend who makes you laugh kind of way, but then again, we're mere mortals. So why do actresses like Shiri and Drew fall head-over-heels for this guy? Still, Zach is hardly the only aesthetically-challenged male star notching hottie after hottie on their (rarely worn) belts. We select our picks for the top five improbably lucky swordsmen in Hollywood after the jump. More » -
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Angelina Jolie Has A Problem With Her Pants
- Angelina Jolie's massive rump tried to escape her Versace leather pants at a 'Beowulf' premiere, which, by the way, doesn't 'Beowulf' look terrible? [Us Weekly]
- Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein got into a physical altercation with a handsy DJ. A shocked Zach Braff looked on. [Page Six] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by citykids: Pitt should just hand her over, he's got no idea how to handle that ass! more » | Other threads
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By EricaComment by openmouthfist: Good luck with the infini-trite abyss, George Michael. more » | Other threads
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celebrities we hate
Drew Barrymore Betrays The Women Of America With Zach Braff
We were never going to mention notorious cad Zach Braff again. But then, in today's mailbag: "On saturday night we were at beauty bar on 14th...zach braff and drew barrymore arrived and danced the night away while he continued to give her "sex eyes"...there was a lot of making out. what happened to spike jones?" AND! "Saw Drew Barrymore and Zach Braff sucking face on the dance floor late Saturday night/Sunday morning at Beauty Bar (14th and 3rd). Zach declined my offer for a shot of Jagermeister. The DJ declined my requests to play songs exclusively from the Wedding Singer and Garden State." Drew Barrymore: You have let us down for the last time. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by SeriesOfTubes: I can't stop picturing these two sucking face. the nose! the chin! the nose! the chin! the mind reels. more » | Other threads
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Zach Braff: "Not" A "Cad"
"I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad," writes Zach Braff on his MySpace blog. Hmm! Could it have been on or around June 6? Just a guess! He continues to refute "tabloid" claims of his caddishness like so: "I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don't digest it as fact. It is probably one of the only real shitty things one has to get used to when living in the public eye, but I suppose one of the benefits of this blog is that you can hear it directly from me."
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Paris Hilton Is A Cat Killer
- Remember that cute little kittycat Paris Hilton was photographed with a while back? Bitch let it get squished in the road like Phil Leotardo's head. [Page Six] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by hominaray: Britney, you can perfume up all you want, it's never going cover the scent of K Fed on your PopoZoa.... more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Paris Hilton To Seek More God In Vegas
- While Paris Hilton is busily shaking off her ditzy party-gal image with God's help, her dad is trying to convince various Las Vegas clubs to host her jail homecoming party. [Page Six] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by NightBright: True story: Only last night did I randomly discover that Catherine Keener and Dermot Mulroney were married. And BAM!... more » | Other threads
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don't you just love theater people?
Inside The Tonys
Broadway isn't all bright lights and standing ovations—even at the Tonys, the holiest night of the theater year. Though our mole prefers to remain nameless, we've got a lady on the inside and yesterday she forewent the Sopranos for the Tonys. Here's her report! More »
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By Joshua SteinComment by awassachildrensproject: AIDS Awareness Through Theatre in Africa - Check It Out: www.awassachildrensp... more » | Other threads
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week in review
In And Out Of Jail Is The New In And Out Of Rehab
- This Paris Hilton jail saga happened and happened and happened and happened. More »
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By Emily GouldComment by solipsister: Is Amy Sohn the new Eric Schaeffer? And I'm not one of those people that hates writers just because.... more » | Other threads
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Zach Braff Stalker Sightings Are Banned Forever
Our Stalkettes' very well-reasoned argument that Zach Braff is without worth really struck a chord with us. It also made us think about how incredibly sick we are of reading basically the same sighting of the Jerseyan ass-grabbing menace over and over again. "Saw Zach Braff the other night outside of the Beatrice Inn talking to More »
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By Emily GouldComment by sing_michael_sing: Zach Braff: John Ritter doppleganger? more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Candy Spelling Is Worried About Paris Hilton
- Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton about how to turn her life around. Later, Patty Hearst seconded her sentiments. [TMZ] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by Chaim Gnadelstein: So let me get this straight -- Candy Spelling wrote an open letter to Paris Hilton SENTENCE ABORTED DUE TO... more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Are Salman And Padma Back On?
- Salman Rushdie was spotted patting Padma Lakshmi's rump at the PEN gala on Monday. Perhaps Diane von F. declared their overness too soon. [R&M, last item] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by VenusCloacina: Why does Michael Chabon look like a werewolf in that picture? And why is the editor of Details plump... more » | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Rosie O'Donnell To CBS, Or Maybe OCD
- "My life seems determined by three initials. OCD, ABC and . . . who knows . . . even sooner than later, could be CBS," Rosie O'Donnell told Cindy Adams. Uh, watch your back, Katie! [Cindy] More »
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By Emily GouldComment by marvel girl: Zach Braff needs to stop watching Axe Bodyspray commercials. more » | Other threads
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Zach Braff Joins The Charlie Sheen Club
THR reports that Scrubs star, occasional pop-star despoiler, and Burgeoning Voice of a Whiny Generation Zach Braff has reached a deal to ascend to the highest echelon of TV-actor remuneration: Charlie Sheen Money: More » -
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Remainders: When Adequite Just Isn't Good Enough
- We're always game for a little Zach Braff-bashing. [AV Club] More »
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Comment by yourfriendandneighbor: the younger generations? the younger generations? man! don't just lay down and become the old folks. fight with your prune... more » | Other threads
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Media's Love Affair With Zach Braff Showing Signs Of Waning
We think the CNN headline writer was referring to the unsympathetic character Braff plays in The Last Kiss, and not the man himself. In their defense, however, when an actor and his on-screen persona mesh as seamlessly as with Braff's, knowing exactly whose long-winded navelgazing you'd like to cut short with a stinging, five-fingered imprint on the side of the head can become a highly confounding proposition. More » -
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Short Ends: Koi: Bringing Future Celebrity Sex Partners Together Since 2004
· There are still more than two days left in an eBay auction for Angelina Jolie's hairbrush, but if you've got $36,000 to burn and a potentially fatal aversion to delayed gratification, you can Buy It Now! [via A Socialite's Life] More »
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