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    Image of Navin R Johnson Navin R Johnson
    11/17/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    New crazy interview question at Google: How many countries have a gross national product lower than the cost of Mayer's wedding? #zachbogue
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    Forget the Four Seasons... the top Google search result for "fairy tale wedding" dictates that Mayer & Bogue tie the knot here. #zachbogue
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    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    It all sounds pretty Bogue-us to me. #zachbogue
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    Image of rosalindavenue001 rosalindavenue001
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    1982 called-- they want their sweater back.
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    Image of sanyucat sanyucat
    11/16/09

    @rosalindavenue001: My 1998 field hockey team called about their missing hair. #zachbogue
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    I hear you have to mail in your transcripts prior to receiving your invite. #zachbogue
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    "Even the invitation came wrapped in a heavy red velvet box, said a tipster."

    so. not. green. #zachbogue
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Google Princess' Fairy Tale Wedding
    Dear Unmarried People:

    When the time comes, (a) take a deep breath, (b) say to yourself, "Other than our parents, no one wants to come to a fucking wedding" and (c) plan accordingly.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone Else #zachbogue
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Unless there's free food and razor scooters. #zachbogue
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    Image of hemlockecho hemlockecho
    11/16/09

    @pureblarney: ahem, or an open bar. #zachbogue
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Well, if they’re actually friends, I kind of like the wedding as a reunion, drinking with old friends and all that. #zachbogue
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/16/09

    Dear Wedding Guest,
    Don't forget the gift.
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    Edited by Magister at 11/16/09 3:54 PM Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/16/09

    @iplaudius: Perhaps I overstated the issue. I just think that a three day wedding extravaganza in mid-December is intrusive. Pick a Saturday at a venue where you can afford an open bar and have fun. The wedding described here (and many that I attended in the past ten years) don't seem to take the guests into account and seem wildly indulgent.

    I guess I'm really trying to say: You're not Grace Kelly and this ain't Monaco. #zachbogue
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/16/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I’ll be quoting that last line at some point soon. #zachbogue
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/04/09

    In reply to How Marissa Mayer's Stud Pumps Her Up
    1:54 isn't at all bad for a hilly course for someone who runs in his/her free time -- like me. She also used good strategy and exercised self-control running the first half slowly so that she could have the energy to give it up at the end. But in truth anyone can complete the course around 1:50 this if they train regularly.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 08/04/09 9:31 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/21/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    These are the kind of people that have pre-purchased a cemetery plot and created a foundation that dispatches a technician weekly to test the ph levels and insure efficient decomposition.

    -- This has been "Your Morbid Moment" brought to you by Concerned Citizens Angry At The Too Successful
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    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/21/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    They're not workaholics, they're fucking MANIC!
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    Image of NerzzleintheVerzzle NerzzleintheVerzzle
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    It's sad to think of these maniacal overachievers who are clearly so psychologically damaged they don't know when to relax. They must be scared to look the mirror and realize they are hollow shells full of nothing.
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    Cynical Media Bitch promoted this comment Edited by NerzzleintheVerzzle at 07/20/09 10:22 PM NerzzleintheVerzzle was starred NerzzleintheVerzzle was unstarred
    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    I'm kind of proud of myself for managing to hate someone after reading a mere 20 lines of text about them. That takes real talent, real commitment.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    Makes me think of this: "I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

    Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes."
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/20/09

    @Lizawithazee: Guys in my high school did that all the time; it was no big deal.

    My schadenfreudy belief that this woman was single and sad has been shot. Off to the Coca-Cola for this weary, despondent woman.
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    Edited by ChickyOnly at 07/20/09 9:37 PM ChickyOnly was starred ChickyOnly was unstarred
    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    They give each other hand jobs with egg timers. "Zack, you signed up for it! Come right now!"
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Beautiful. Perhaps they stagger their 1 hour of sleep so that they might achieve each other's orgasm in the unconscious realm. Dream they're fucking blank cells in a spreadsheet, to the rhythm of a sine wave.

    Or perhaps they just dream of electric sheep.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/21/09

    @BookishLookish, shostakobitch: His ejaculate flowed precisely forth into her MySQL database. Nanoseconds passed and he quickly closed the source of the runnel. Genesis. A cross-platform synergy was in ascension. Taking it deeper into the index, her eyes pleading for his love --> a function that seemed to be as constant as the blinking of a carrot on a command line --> 10101010.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 07/21/09 7:15 AM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
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