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    Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers

    Zach Galifianakis: L Train

    Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!

    You Will Probably Watch Bored to Death

    Zach Galifianakis Refuses To Be Ellen DeGeneres' Dancing Monkey

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    Image of b4nt4 b4nt4
    07/27/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    i've seen him in a brooklyn heights bar a few times...during breakfast hours. 2 birds...
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Kudos for the "Fat Jesus" tag, Cajun Boy.
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Waffle House is best after sex and YOU KNOW THIS, CAJUN BOY!
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    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: "Hi, thank you. I'd like my hash browns smothered, covered, chopped and diced. And then we can go to Waffle House."
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: You reminded me of a one-night stand I had about ten years ago. We went back to her trailer and had a good time, but around 5am, she said "You have to go. I've got to get to work." I jokingly replied, "What, do you have to make the donuts?" - referencing the Dunkin Donuts slogan at the time. "No, you want want that smothered, covered, & chopped?" she said. I didn't realize it at the time, but I apparently have the distinction of being the only person on earth who ever slept with a Waffle House waitress.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @heartbreakturnip: The greasy hash browns are so much better after a good row, aren't they?
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    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, we here in Nebraska are some slack-jawed yokels, but believe it or not, we don't have a Waffle House. It's a travesty, really.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    07/24/09

    @robotwaste: NOOOOOOO...really? They're all over the place in Louisiana. You guys are missing out.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/24/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis' Penis is Not Fond of Tigers
    Yeah, a Waffle House with the sign flickering weakly and the little assortment of syrup dispensers on the table which have not been clean since March 1968.
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and one of them thar revolving cake display cases, displaying perhaps a blackforest cake that has also been sitting there, quite possibly since 1968?
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: And Will Oldham at the next table.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    07/24/09

    @Awesome X: He'll be admiring the dead bugs caught in the flourescent light fixtures.
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: and stealing your cheese grits
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: sometimes those lights buzz so loud u can hear them
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    07/24/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: Truly the background music of a fine dining establishment.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    07/24/09

    @scroll_lock: Is this your passive-aggressive way of getting back at me for taking you to the Cracker Barrel in Murfreesboro on our first date? I picked up the tab AND bought you a wooden puzzle in the gift shoppe afterwards because I thought you really liked me, but then realized you probably just wanted a really fancy Sunday brunch with grits.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/08/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis: L Train
    He must live around there. I've seen him at least four times now haunting Greenpoint.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/08/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: I saw that guy from that TV show. You know the one. With what's-his-name.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/08/09

    @Kid Twist: This was supposed to go with the one below.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/08/09

    @Kid Twist: No, it's him! My friend armwrestled him!
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    Image of NexusRanger NexusRanger
    07/08/09

    In reply to Zach Galifianakis: L Train
    1/2 of the people that board the L at Bedford are 99% matches for Zach Galifianikis. Shame on you Gawker for reposting such shoddy fact-finding.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/08/09

    @NexusRanger: Did you know that 75 percent of all statistics are 100 percent made up?
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    Image of Sleepyhead Sleepyhead
    07/07/09

    In reply to Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!
    "that dreadful and needlessly profane Comedy Central Roast series"? For real? It's an odd throwback to the comedy 'boys' club' / Shriners roasts of the ancient 1950's or whenever, but I really enjoy seeing the comics (and random celebs they could get to show up) rip on each other no-holds-barred, and you can tell they really enjoy it too. And you'll not see a filthier (unbleeped!) show on US TV any time soon. You say 'needlessly profane' like it's a bad thing.
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    07/07/09

    @Sleepyhead: Entirely right.
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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    07/07/09

    In reply to Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!
    Zach Galifianakis, while funny, is the most overrated comic in the alternative comedy world.
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    07/07/09

    @The Curse of Millhaven: Incorrect. One popular movie does not equal "overrated."
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    Image of ithabeleng metesunyane ithabeleng metesunyane
    07/07/09

    In reply to Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!
    hrd Chz Bn s gttng wlk n rl s bchd whl tht thy drg t t s.
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    Edited at 07/07/09 10:54 AM ithabeleng metesunyane was starred ithabeleng metesunyane was unstarred
    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    07/07/09

    @ithabeleng metesunyane: Ew.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/07/09

    In reply to Baywatch Boobs On the Big Screen!
    Baywatch: The Movie? Megan Fox might need bigger implants. What other 'actresses' are going to seek these roles?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/18/09

    In reply to You Will Probably Watch Bored to Death
    Glad for you, Jonathan. Awfully sweet guy.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    06/18/09

    In reply to You Will Probably Watch Bored to Death
    Premium cable should do a show about a person who juggles a normal, suburban life with an extraordinary personality quirk/life situation
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