Quirky bathrobe Zooey Deschanel is being sued by a horse owner because she allegedly injured a rented stallion named Literati (lol) so badly that he will never be the same again. Zooey Deschanel, what did you do?
An ostensibly polite request found posted outside the She & Him concert at last week's Toronto Urban Roots Fest asking attendees not to snap photos or shoot video of the duo was actually pretty aggressive, as some fans who flouted the ban quickly discovered.
Toward the end of last Friday's manhunt for the Boston Marathon bombing suspect, actress Zooey Deschanel suddenly found herself being named as a possible accomplice on live TV.
Have you seen Silver Linings Playbook? It's pretty good, right? Now close your eyes and re-watch the whole movie in your mind, only this time imagine it with Vince Vaughn and Zooey Deschanel in the lead roles.
Illustrated vintage map Zooey Deschanel Tweeted at a writer for Gawker.com today.
Cork-stopped terrarium necklace Zooey Deschanel is the subject of this piece of art, drawn by Gawker reader Emily Hillburg. "its not a tip, but i am an artist, and i wanted to send this piece i made to you, because i thought you'd appreciate it," she writes.
Treehouse tea party Zooey Deschanel adds "whimsy" to M. Ward's album A Wasteland Companion, writes Maine Campus' Derrick Rossignol.
Live action-animated hybrid musical number Zooey Deschanel ordered English Breakfast tea at a recent interview.
Bicycle handlebar ribbon Zooey Deschanel looks like her mother.
It's that dumb time of the year: The TIME 100 poll is live, giving internet users the chance to vote for their warped idea of the world's most influential person. The current leader is an employee of insufferable geek fortress Reddit, propelled there by the hugely popular message board's mindless horde. Fuck that.
Unused flea-market typewriter Zooey Deschanel is very easy to dress in clothes, because "everything is so darn cute on her."
Year-round Christmas lights Zooey Deschanel was "terrified" of her sister Emily as a child.
Emoticon-ridden macaroon recipe Zooey Deschanel may star in "low budget time-travel dramedy About Time," Variety reports.
Zooey Deschanel stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight and pushed the very limits of adorkability. There was a story about her "six months years old" nephew, some tales from her childhood and, of course, a ghost hunt. There may have been more but my slingbox couldn't handle it.
Patent-leather ballet flat Zooey Deschanel was spotted "wearing the Shoshanna Striped Caroline Marieneire Knit Top," a tipster informs us.
Cross-stitched slang phrase Zooey Deschanel told the crowd at the Writers Guild Awards, "male writers, you are so hot with your minds and plaid shirts. Hit on me."
Overemphatic stage wink
Melted-bead craft project
Lisa Frank needlepoint
Sentient glitter cloud
Over-iced Funfetti cupcake
Living Pinterest board
Probable Yelp reviewer
Novelty ukulele tune
Possessed Anthropologie mannequin
Animated Hipstamatic photograph
Crocheted Etsy woman
Living dog sweater
Bambi's rabbit friend
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Overemphatic stage wink Zooey Deschanel once entered a beauty pageant, but didn't think it was "cool."
