Melted-bead craft project Zooey Deschanel is featured in an "interactive music video" promoting her show New Girl.

Lisa Frank needlepoint Zooey Deschanel was photographed next to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar today while backstage at The View.

Sentient glitter cloud Zooey Deschanel's "specialness [was] not appreciated" at Evanston's Northwestern University.

Over-iced Funfetti cupcake Zooey Deschanel will provide vocals for some tracks on the upcoming album from M. Ward.

Living Pinterest board Zooey Deschanel loves the "spirit and intellect" of Prada, according to her stylist.

Probable Yelp reviewer Zooey Deschanel has a devious plan to receive free publicity from this very website, according to commenter ManBearPig:

Novelty ukulele tune Zooey Deschanel is "excited to host the WGA awards. It should be a lot of fun!"

Possessed Anthropologie mannequin Zooey Deschanel was not nominated for any Oscars on Tuesday.

Animated Hipstamatic photograph Zooey Deschanel dropped her lawsuit against Steve Madden over an alleged endorsement and a Candies shoe known as "the Zooey."

Crocheted Etsy woman Zooey Deschanel was spotted this week "hop[ping] around with an adorable bunny bag."

In the past we have called satchel of fairy dust Zooey Deschanel a living dog sweater, Bambi's rabbit friend, and hipster labradoodle with bangs, that doesn't mean we hate her. No, Zooey, we want you to come back and read Gawker.

Awards shows are compelling because they're occasions for the rich, famous, and beautiful to go above and beyond to the apogee of glamor. The Golden Globes, however—mostly due to the mass quantities of alcohol and other substances in close proximity—are often the occasion for the glamorous to become beastlike in the…

Living dog sweater Zooey Deschanel is getting a divorce from her husband, sweaty-looking Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, and as part of her divorce filing, her lawyer (bizarrely and probably wrongly) included an income and expense declaration. Let's take a look at what life is like for the young, rich, and…

"Brooklyn in general is not a fun experience for me, because I look and act nothing like Zooey Deschanel." This according to the Twitter account of parallel universe First Daughter and MSNBC Chief Mental Fingerpainterist, Meghan McCain. Are you going to take this lying down, America's Dorkalicious Fantasy Girlfriend…

Today we learned of some unfortunate news: Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel, football fanatics and King and Queen of the college Greek system, have parted ways. But how does a two-year marriage between two such quirky creatures come to an end? One commenter was there when the split happened.

After two years of marriage, Bambi's rabbit friend Zooey Deschanel and Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard have separated. It's apparently "mutual and amicable." Better get started on your Kris Humphries/Ben Gibbard erotic fan fiction and/or buddy-cop vehicle!

Looks like it's over between Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, the alt-rock power couple of Sonic Youth. With the future of the band uncertain, a number of artists, young and old, have already stepped forward to fill the void. Let's listen in.

You won't believe the awful denim that Zooey Deschanel wore out in public. On the most recent episode of Gawkerazzi, we make fun of the new Beyonce video, the celebs at Paris Fashion Week, and Kristen Stewart's multiple magazine covers.

Zooey Deschanel, the hipster labradoodle with bangs, is a sort of love it or hate it proposition. Either people are into her Williamsburg boho approximation of a Lisa Frank folder with giant eyes and twee giggles, or they want to punch her in the face. The same is true for her new Fox sitcom New Girl. So, which side…

Catfight, catfight! In one corner, local L.A. crackpot and fluff journalist extraordinaire, Patt Morrison. (See her interview a celebrity Beagle here.) In the other, doe-eyed indie nymph and elf-whisperer, Zooey Deschanel. Two enter! Both leave! We get something to talk about for five minutes!