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    'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'

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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/25/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    Holy god, every time one of these comes up, I just love it. This guy is really, really funny, and this is just an amazing parody project.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    08/25/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:
    I know. Sometimes an Arthur Kade post comes up when I've been away from the 'puter for a while and it just sucks. He and John Fitzgerald Page are my two favorite Gawker Superfriends.

    Apologies to the hipster grifter!
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    08/25/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    I want to have a child who replaces me like Charlie Sheen did for Martin

    Yes.. Charlie Sheen. There's a son who never embarrassed his father!
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    08/25/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    I don't think I have to tell you that there is a vast number of Guido-looking d-bags in Philly and elsewhere who are interested in playing "color wheel" by hypothesizing what would happen if they bedded various chicks of color.

    But it takes a truly special kind of person to believe that you should be famous for it.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    If this asshat's for real, he should be locked away in a rubber room. If this asshat's doing his street theater act, which is far more likely, he should be locked away in a rubber room.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    It would be great for who? Certainly not the poor girl who's on the receiving end of this two-pump chump's baby juice.

    He's the type of guy that calls out his own name during sex.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    The Axe Body Spray is strong with this one.
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    Image of xuatastic xuatastic
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    i really hope his "auditioning women" thing turns into the movie Audition.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    08/24/09

    @xuatastic: I would happily chip in for the piano wire.
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    Image of Wendy_Kroy Wendy_Kroy
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    Sorry, but in that photo is he actually posing gangsta-style with a butter knife? (Or, given his latest rant, an I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Butter knife?)
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    I'm starting to really like his character though. He makes me feel better about everything I do.

    If he's a yardstick to measure by, I can run the 100 yard dash in 2 seconds flat.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    I think it would be great if he mated with a thrumming wood chipper, or performed cunnilingus on a screaming buzz-saw.

    You know he'd do it on a dare.
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    Image of cocodevaux cocodevaux
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    reason says i shouldn't give a shit about this guy. reason also says that every person who still thinks it's ok to use mulatto, without any sense of irony, must die.

    ugh.

    signed,
    a negress who grew up in the suburbs
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    08/24/09

    @cocodevaux: This invert is totally on board with that.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    08/24/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: @cocodevaux: i agree! although i did have an image of him in the future talking about his quadroon and subsequent octaroon grandchildren/great-grandchildren... and the ridiculousness of it made me laugh!
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    Image of taco-flavored-kisses taco-flavored-kisses
    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    Shit like this makes me hope 2012 is the real deal.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to 'It Would Be Great to Mate Me With a Black or Asian Girl and See What Happens'
    I like how he just slips in that he's auditioning for a gay pilot role. I also particularly like the pensive, deep-in-thought pose at the bottom under the photo of lady and child. I am convinced he's not for real, though, which is somewhat disappointing.
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    Image of shag_carpet_bomb shag_carpet_bomb
    06/25/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
    hee hee, perez hilton or oprah. hahahahaahhaaaaaa. oh, I'm crying. Seriously though, I grew up in Philly, and he is real. There are a million of this guy, they come from Northeast Philly (ho, Fox Chase!) And my 20 something cousin has dated about 10 of them. Excruciating.
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    06/25/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Is Going Overboard
    Remember that South Park episode where John Edwards won the award for being the biggest douche in the universe? I would like to humbly submit Arthur's name for consideration this year.
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