Remember when the asinine office policy was to wear a Hawaiian shirt on Fridays? Serena Software, some boring company in San Mateo, has begun a policy of "Facebook Fridays," where the entire 900-person company is forced to spend an hour on Facebook, updating their profiles, throwing virtual sheep at each other, and, hopefully finding potential Serena employees while they're trolling for hotties. God, what is this economy coming to? Companies that force their employees to share information on a social network? Doomed to fail.

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