Ladies! That kinky Google genius wasn't right for you? His ad's down from Craigslist, anyhow. Here's another opportunity to sneak into Google's holiday party. This advertiser, a Google engineer, is also looking for a date for December 1st. He guarantees: gourmet food, finely crafted adult beverages, and exceptional company. This Google sophisticate appreciates the finer things in life, which I think is datingspeak for fully vested. A screenshot of the ad — and, yes, like much else on Craigslist, it may be a spoof — after the jump.

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