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    Getthemlaid.com

    I have this college friend named Kevin. Kevin's a nice guy. Well, actually he's kind of a jerk. But in a witty, charming way, ya know? So to test this dating site I just found — Getthemlaid.com — I made a listing for Kevin. Here's how it went.

    1. Registration
    The process was as smooth as usual, though the verification e-mail went to my spam folder. Guess that happens a lot to a service with "get laid" in the title.

    2. More registration
    Getthemlaid.com makes me fill in my personal info first, probably so it'll be easier to admit later on that I just want to get myself laid.

    3. Adding a friend
    That was quick and easy! Here's Kevin's listing:

    4. Getting them laid
    Well, we'll have to get him a bit more in shape. And after he runs from Pennsylvania to California to slit my throat for this, he'll at least have some sexy calves.

    Impressions
    A simple site with a deliciously awkward premise. I recommend posting ads for all your friends.


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