Steve Jobs must have overheard the speculation that one day he, like Bill Gates, will get tired of calling the shots. After he presumably bit the jugular of whichever aide suggested he relax, he went on a roaring rampage over the past few weeks, wrangling with the SEC, telling fanboys that they'll use Cingular and they'll like it dammit, blaming bad education on teachers' unions, and asking for DRM's head on a platter. Soon he'll throw down onstage with Old Man Gates. By the way, what's Jobs's co-founder Steve Wozniak doing? Well, other than reading his book at town council chambers and buying a semiconductor foundry, not much. But dig this clip of his 1983 commercial for a slick Datsun.

I hear he bought it entirely with $2 bills.

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