The mythos of Tom (the poster-boy and co-founder of MySpace) confuses some users, who have no idea why this guy is their one automatic friend. So the site developers put this message on the "report inappropriate content" page (which I found when I was reporting people for not being hot enough). It's a cute reminder that MySpace users need more explanatory labels than an Alzheimer's patient learning Japanese.

You are e-mailing Customer Service, not Tom [MySpace]

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