The Internet is going nuts today for some lost-and-found footage from a very-little-known South Indian softcore porn film.

Shockingly, however, the scene contains no nudity whatsoever — just some good old-fashioned terrible softcore porn dialog.

Except that in the world of terrible softcore porn dialog, this exchange stands alone in its bloody awfulness.

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Which, of course, means it's absolutely amazing. Bloody.

[H/T: Reddit]