According the Daily Show's Samantha Bee, Fox News' The Five is not just your typical panel show about politics. Instead, it's a story about love, rooted in that deepest of human emotions: "Riding the boner train to Pound Town," as Bee put it.

Bee proceeds to explain the powerful sexual tension between the prudish Dana Perino and pill-popping Greg Gutfeld, despite Bob Beckel's best attempt to tear them apart.