While you were all distracted by the body of work pooped out by Sean Penn this weekend, the Oregon militiamen were still holding out in their lawless corner of the wilderness, and they’ve released new demands.
The group, which is still staked out at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, released an updated list of things they hope people will donate. The list includes tampons, conditioner, hay, medicine, money, gaming supplies, French vanilla creamer, cigarettes and sand paper. The militiamen did not say what each item was to be used for, but we can I think we can all figure it out.
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