Are you kidding me? I would love to masturbate in public. and "who" am I bothering? People that are jealous? I can't drink a beer in most public parks yet that is "wrong"? How come? Explain that to me? But NO! you don't understand why texting or phone should be illegal? CHILD, GROW UP!!! It is RUDE, Disrespectful, ANNOYING, and just plain disgusting!!! Why don't you go home and play with your silly "toy". Again, GROW UP, CHILD and SHAME ON YOU!!!
— "Don't you hate when people talk loudly on their phones in public?" asks professional prankster Greg Benson.
Benson, of MediocreFilms, believes he's come up with the perfect way to get people to stop having loud private conversations on their cellphones when they're out in public.
He calls his technique "cellphone crashing," and it's exactly what it sounds like.
In his latest candid camera video (shot by his wife), Benson situates himself next to chatty cellphone users at the airport, and proceeds to pretend he and the person next to him are having identical conversations.
Simple yet diabolical yet harmless yet effective. The best kind of trolling.
[H/T: The Daily Dot]