Well that's pretty uncharacteristic. Is this a fake out before an invasion?
Well, that one on Yom Kippur didn't work. Maybe they are trying their luck on festival were you eat instead of a festival where you don't eat.
That or they realized we're running out of countries to invade and decided to start being a good citizen (fully acknowledge how hypocritical I come off judging their citizenship while we're heading to yet another war without being attacked).
If I was going to invade a country, it wouldn't be when all the soldier are pissed and on edge from fasting. It would definitely be during the food coma.
So Purim then?
"Would you please all gather on that big X over there so I can extend my good wishes personally."
"Please indulge yourselves with this big, giant bowl of matzah balls and this magnum of Manischewitz....within the X, of course. Don't move, please."
I still haven't embraced Twitter, yet the fucking President of Iran uses #hashtags now. Next thing I know you're going to tell me I need to upgrade my phone..
Do you know how expensive those are?! I had a black one at work and someone broke it cause the ringer was too loud!