Remember: vote for which of the two competing groups has the least privilege. Please Google any terms you are unfamiliar with. The first round produced some major surprises—for example, gays and lesbians were both knocked out by plushies and bisexuals, respectively, and gluten allergy narrowly lost to pet allergy. Shocking, but there's no arguing with public opinion. Together, we will settle this thing once and for all.
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