Last night on The Simpsons, four Moe's Tavern regulars won the Springfield Lottery, a $200,000 prize to be split among Homer, Lenny, Carl, and Moe—except that Carl disappeared with the winning ticket. As they searched Carlson's apartment for clues, Moe wished his former friend a particularly unlovely fate, which you can see in the above clip: death by urinal at the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Related! Insane Clown Posse are currently on tour in support of their most recent record, The Mighty Death Pop, on a national trek that brings them to Kansas and Utah this week, Seattle this weekend, followed by dates in Arizona and California. You really should see ICP live at least once.
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