WorldStarHipHop fight videos are infamously formulaic: Scenes of senseless violence gratingly scored by a din of champagne bottles being popped, cellphone selfies being snapped, and, of course, the chorus of "World Star" chants that passes for branding on the popular shock site.

Therefore, it stands to reason that one ultimate WorldStarHipHop fight video that packs in all of the signature WorldStarHipHop fight video idiosyncrasies would immediately render all other WorldStarHipHop fight videos obsolete, in perpetuity. Right?

[H/T: Reddit via Daily of the Day]