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By Brian Moylan May 18, 2011 3:07 PM 142,625

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All the Stars Are Still in Cannes (And You’re Still Not)

If you were rich and famous and had a movie to promote, you would be in the south of France right now basking in the sun and strolling down the red carpet in a couture creation. But you're not. You're reading this on the internet somewhere. Because we're jealous, let's all make fun of the stars who are there, shall we?

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