Michael A. Brown reportedly had a woman try on several pairs of shoes at the Lincolnton Walmart store Monday and, "at some point during the process," he stuck her foot in his mouth.
Detectives say Brown tried the same thing at a different Walmart, 15 miles away, earlier that day. He didn't manage to suck any toes there, though, because his cover story was significantly worse: He told a woman he was "conducting a survey on the feet of different races and nationalities."
She took off her shoes, but backed out when he wanted her to take off her socks.