First, however, he would have to make it home safely with his Chicken Kiev pie in tact — a task that would soon prove Herculean at best.
Will he drop his pizza? Will he eat it off the floor? What exactly is in a Chicken Kiev pizza? Did he even order a pizza? How many slices can he fit in his mouth?
All this and more in the first of hopefully many, many installments of Drunk York St John Student Shares His Dramatic Pizza Experience on His Way Home from the Pub.
[H/T: Know Your Meme]