GardenOfGandalf (he could take a lesson from DoubleDickDude about picking usernames) says he's always wanted to post photos of his tri-ball situation, but had to wait until he turned 18 so his fellow redditors wouldn't have to worry about child porn charges.
Yes, these are three barely legal balls:
No, he won't star in a porno with DoubleDickDude.
Yes, he just tried to "do a Newton's Cradle thing with them."
No, it didn't work.
No, he doesn't know which one is the "extra" testicle.
Yes, they kind of get tangled up sometimes.
Yes, he will volunteer to teabag people with them. He is 18. Come on.
The tri-balled wonder promised to answer any further scrotal trilemmas that may be gnawing at your brain in an Ask Me Anything interview tomorrow on Reddit: The Future of Journalism.