This Is How Gay Marriage Affects Straight Men

This letter to the editor in The Des Moines Register explains it all:

It's been five years of same-sex marriage in Iowa. As a never-married male over the age of 40, everyone thought I was gay. Now I'm just a loser. What a relief!

— Jim Zeller, Des Moines

[H/T Slade Sohmer]

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