Did you see the Grammys on Sunday? It doesn't matter if you didn't or if your fingers suddenly just spontaneously broke, rendering you unable to Google or click anything and forcing you to stay on this very page. Who needs Beyoncé's show-stopping opening number when you can watch Vin Diesel's rendition of the same song? Watch him walk, watch him stand, watch him move his body like a toddler with a full diaper. Watch him lip synch not for his life, but for yours.

And here's just the "surfboard" part:

And here's a "surfboard" gif:

Here's Vin Diesel Dancing to "Drunk in Love"

And here's the title of the inevitable Buzzfeed test derived from this sure-to-be viral video: What Vin Diesel "Surfboard" Dance Move Are You?

The reason he's so, uh, happy, by the way, is because Riddick is No. 1 on the DVD charts. So that explains everything. He shares this in the full version of this video posted on Facebook (also featuring his take on Katy Perry's "Dark Horse"),