As Pablo Neruda once wrote: "I crave your air, your nozzle, your squeaky plastic/Silent and starving, I prowl through the pools/Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day/I hunt for rafts to fuck."
So it is with Edwin Charles Tobergta, an Ohio man who, try as he might, just can't stop having sex with inflatable pool toys. Tobergta was arrested for public indecency recently when drivers saw him in the sweet, romantic embrace of a pink life raft, completely naked, on the side of the road.
Tobergta is currently being held $18,000 bond. No word on whether he's allowed conjugal visits.