Put down the After Effects and unhire that circus chimp: The ultimate spoof of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" video has been unveiled — and it is everything you hoped it would be.

That is, if what you hoped it would be was 27-year-old BBC Radio 1 DJ Greg James putting on red lipstick, getting fully starkers, and sexily straddling a wrecking ball with his own wrecking balls.

If that's not what you hoped it would be, trust me — after watching this video, it will have been.

[H/T: Digital Spy UK]