Sometimes, on nights you’ve a couple drinks too many, you might still believe you could be the best at balloons, the greatest in the world. Unfortunately, you are mistaken.
Maybe you ballooned in high school or college. Perhaps even competitively. It doesn’t matter, really. You could have trained at balloons for every hour of every day of your life and it still wouldn’t make a difference in the end.
That’s because this tiny dog is the best at balloons. The absolute, goddamn best.
So please, let’s put our childish fantasies aside and just marvel at this little master of the ‘loon.