The above mugshot belongs to Brandy Allen, 31, an Arkansas woman arrested on Labor Day for allegedly stealing $144 worth of eye makeup from a mall cosmetics store. Fayetteville police say she grabbed "handfuls of makeup without looking at the color or labels. She didn't appear to be checking prices, either."
5News reports that after being confronted by an officer inside the Ulta store, Allen started pulling cosmetics out of her bag and smearing them with her fingers to make them look used, then shouted "No one fucking saw me steal anything!"
Allen posted bail the same day. The motivation behind her alleged eye shadow theft will forever remain an inscrutable mystery.