For the first few seconds, this is a perfectly pleasant vacation video. A woman in sunglasses waves to the camera—hi dad!— and describes the absolutely beautiful San Francisco beach on which she stands. Then, something white and gooey shoots down the frame.
It's poop! Bird poop! And it lands on her ice cream! And the asshole behind the camera sees it, and starts laughing, and lets the woman eat the bird poop anyway! You're a real asshole, guy.
As if that weren't enough, seconds later, another poop comes tumbling down. If there were any justice in this world, it would douse the cameraman in warm, sticky instant karma, but no, it hits the woman's face instead. You're a real asshole, too, bird.