Teen Stereotypes Cook Pizza and Destroy Property in Kentucky Church

Two teens in Dry Ridge, Kentucky have repeatedly broken into a church to destroy property, cook pizzas, and taunt the security cameras. Though it's unverified, we can be reasonably sure they were wearing backwards baseball caps and Misfits t-shirts while rolling their eyes and rudely snapping their gum.

WCPO reports that Pastor Troy Winters of Dry Ridge's Open Door Baptist Church said that the church has been broken into multiple times by the same two teenage—or so it appears—suspects. From WCPO:

He said they don't take anything from the church in the 1100 block of Dry Ridge Road. Instead, they "taunt" the surveillance cameras, "cook pizzas and destroy property."

Winters is offering a $250 reward for anyone who can identify the stock photo-worthy teens.

Hah. Like they even care.

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