The "Home Alone" Kid Has a Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band

We may have just lost Lou Reed, but we did gain the delightfully weird Macaulay Culkin-fronted pizza-themed Velvet Undergound tribute band called the Pizza Underground.

It's not terrible — it's got co-opted lyrics like, "Oh it's such a pizza day," and a pretty decent Nico impersonation — but like pizza, it's probably much better with alcohol.

Culkin's new calorie-oriented venture also marks a return from the starvation and heroin rumors that started a few years back after particularly gaunt-looking photographs of him were circulated.

And the pizza theme does makes perfect sense for Kevin McCallister.