The oh-so-glamorous Hotel Gansevoort's pool warning sign. Now, we don't swim in a lot of city pools, mostly because we think people shouldn't be shirtless in front of each other unless they have Tobey McGuire abs, but apparently this sign is now a Dept. of Health requirement? First, what are we, stupid animals? Second, I'm pretty sure Soho House isn't flying this same disgusting little item by their pool. Really, truly gross.

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