Have you recovered from Friday's Tara Reid extravaganza? No? Too bad, because skanktastic Paris Hilton is hardly content to let Tara take the coveted Cipriani spotlight. As Paris knows all too well, there's only one thing that can top a misshapen, post-op nipple, and that's letting the paparazzi snap your snatch. Checkmate.
(Click the image for what you won't find on Getty Images. NSFW, natch.)

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