Sure, we all have to revise and excise sometimes — but today we believe gossip columnist Roger Friedman lost the morning wood from today's Fox 411 Ben Affleck item. The sentence, from an impenetrable tale about Affleck having a late-night meeting with would-be First Daughter Vanessa Kerry, currently reads:

But suddenly the guards parted and a pretty blonde was all over Affleck, who rose to standing position quickly.

But, as of 8:20 this morning, the story actually read:

But suddenly the guards parted, and a pretty blonde was all over a fully erect Affleck, who rose to standing position quickly.

Emphasis, naturally, ours.
Affleck: Future First Son-in-Law? [Fox 411]

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