Can we please have one fucking day away from Britney, Kevin, and paparazzi photographs that absolutely cannot be allowed to pass without comment? (To make sense of this picture, you're going to need to see the whole series at Vividblurry) Sure, Kevin, taping some Cheetos to your penis may have been an easy way to lure Britney into a balcony blowjob, but you're going to have a hard time explaining the orange dust and bite marks to the emergency room doctor.

• Fisting Dynasty [Vividblurry via Fleshbot]
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• Britney's Classy Crotch Grab [Defamer]
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• Britney Spears's Really Tiny Liquor Binge [Defamer]

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