It's been at least 36 hours since we've pointed out the absurdity of either of the Hilton sisters, so let us point you in the direction of big sis Paris' latest pitfall: her talks to hawk Burger King have come to halt. But why would anyone not want skeletal Paris to pitch their fatty food? "Given the extreme baggage she carries, it was killed," said one Burger King marketing exec. Wait, certain elements of that baggage are exactly why Paris can shove Whoppers in her mouth and never gain a pound — isn't that what Burger King wants?
Burger King Backs Away From Paris Hilton Talks [AdAge (reg. req'd)]

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