I understand some of you are struggling with your applications for the New York Times movie critic job. Tell you what: we're happy to review, proofread, and offer suggestions for any essay samples you're planning to include when applying for the position. Please send yo' stuff to tips@gawker.com and the best will be featured here tomorrow. Kinda like a day-long running of all the Planet of the Apes movies at the Screening Room — but with more profanity, I hope.

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