After a long night on the David Letterman show — during which she flashed her hooters in an apparent protest against the draconian FCC — Courtney Love got arrested, reportedly at Plaid during a surprise gig organized by Lyle of Squeezebox fame. Shortly after hitting the stage, around 2:30 a.m., she threw a microphone stand and split some guy's head open. In full dramatic fashion, she was dragged out, sobbing and wailing, off to the Ninth Precinct. Thanks Courtney! You light up our lives.

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