An alert reader sends us a link to this Brazilian site, where we found this picture of Ben Affleck, looking sleepy and apparently performing a much-needed genital adjustment. Was Ben caught by a lurking paparazzo, rendered sleepy and dazed by the news of J-Lo's secret wedding? We really don't know the context of the photo (and to be honest, we don't really care), but we put the page's text through Babelfish and got this:

Ben Affleck is photographed of underwear

Ben Affleck was photographed in constrangedora situation in the sunday, day 6, in the United States. Acting with simple an anonymous one, the actor left its house in direction to the garage to only give one looked at in the interior of its car, as some thing was being looked. It would be the situation most normal of the world, was not a detail: the actor was using a boxer-type short.

Yes, that clears everything up.

• Ben Affleck is photographed of underwear [Ofuxico.com.br]
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• How Is Affleck Handling This J-Lo Situation? [Defamer]

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