From a Craiglist DC posting, a request for a sculptor to immortalize everyone's favorite action star/governor on (yet another) bobblehead doll. This time, Bosley Bobbing Head Doll Company wants to commemorate one of the prouder chapters in our allegedly handsy Governor's career. "Need an experienced sculptor for original art design of the body of a new 'Groping Arnold' satirical bobblehead doll....The 'Groping Arnold' bobblehead will poke fun at a Governor who has problems with admitting mistakes, either in courtroom, a movie set, or the State Capitol."

Please apply—the satirical bobblehead doll industry (like the neoprene porn-star genitalia reproduction industry) is an important part of America's economic recovery.

• Sculptor Needed to Design New "Groping Arnold" Bobblehead Doll [Craiglist]
• Schwarzenegger Threatens Lawsuit Over Bobblehead Doll [The Smoking Gun]

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