We've been ignoring the day's biggest fake news: permanently leather-clad designer Donatella Versace has indeed checked herself into rehab, claiming an addiction to cocaine. WE'RE SO BORED OF REHABS! Why can't famous people just fucking do drugs and fall down like the rest of us? This parade of drug-addled dipshittery and PR-related "recovery" is ridiculous!

Besides, if she really kicks the 'caine, whatever will her scantily-clad manservants serve to her on golden trays now?
Donatella In Cocaine Rehab [Page Six]

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