Last refuge of the truly insane and beloved time-killer Craigslist has raised the bar in a manner we know our readers can truly appreciate: the sexualization of Republicans. That's right, not everyone in NYC is pissed about the swarms of conservatively-clad bumpkins. In fact, searching for "republican" amongst the personal ads reveals many a generous New Yorker willing to show our fine guests the best this city has to offer, including warm bodies eager to offer elderly men "a good republican spanking." Or, if that's too gentle for those repressed right-wingers, there's always the "republican gangbang" option, which we think is related to Thursday night's Next Generation party for the young'uns.
Casual Encounters Search For "Republican" [Craigslist]

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