Today's Page Six helpfully updates the world on Paris Hilton's itinerary for her trip to Vegas this weekend, you know, in case any people with cameras want to shout at her and take her picture. At least they removed the publicist's e-mail header before printing it. But we're not complaining, we were looking for any excuse to run this fine, month-old photograph of Hilton's preferred relaxation technique. That it's, take a deep breath, hold it...hold it...and try to forget about all this racism nastiness for a minute before you hop a private jet to the Hard Rock.

[Photo: lime-light.org]

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