· You mean Kevin Federline's incredible dancer salary wasn't enough to pay for Britney's diamondless wedding band? K-Fed had to take out a loan to pay for his fake wife's ring and ceremony. Oh, the shame. [Scoop]
· Russell Simmons claims wife Kimora needs more screen time on her new lifestyle show because she's more funny than her co-stars, who include Jules Asner. That's not saying much. [NYDN]
· Good news from bad Soundscan reports: Will & Grace's Eric McCormack will not be doing an easy listening album because of the show's poor soundtrack sales. [Page Six]
· The woman who spit out both Nick and Aaron Carter claims she was a "super, super mom." Maybe, but because she gave us a Backstreet Boy, she's an awful, awful person. [NYDN]
· Porn stars will play the roles of the Jenna Bush, Ann Coulter, and Lyndie England in the "Porn For Kerry" DVD. Kerry's campaign must be thrilled. [Page Six, Fleshbot]

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