· 'Star Trash' exhibit (right: Amy Sacco, Eric Ripert at opening) removes photo of CNN gabbler Larry King's trash, due to embarrassing presence of Depends undergarments. [NYP]
· Jackie Chan eats at Da Silvano??? What the fuck? [NYP]
· Alanis Morrissette engaged to B-list 'National Lampoon's Van Wilder' star Ryan Reynolds. We're abstaining from jokes about rain on her wedding day... for now. [NYDN]
· Doh! Billy Bush gets promotion at Access Hollywood after big-eared host Pat O'Brien goes off to launch "The Insider." At least the studio gig will keep the aggressive super-twinkie Bush-spawn off the Eastern seaboard and out of our hair. [NYP]

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